last night for some reason i really wished i had audio blogger. probably because i was a bit drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunk.

anyway, last night: got off work at 8, went to the synagogue on a whim, and went over to the 'drome. drove my drunk friends for chinese food. came back and got drunk myself. watched futurama DVDs and smoked. then allen drove my car to hy-vee and we got groceries--i should remember it's a bad idea when i'm in that state, but now i have enough passover food for three consecutive years. then i got them to drop me off at a bar, and then things got fun!

for SOME reason i had a pink plastic penis with me (not mine, i swear), and i was wearing it all around to dance with my little gay friends, and these random guys would start checking me out and then their eyes would drift to the penis and they would get a funny look on their faces and stop checking me out. ha! i like this. then i let other people wear it for a while and i taught matty a few dance moves. la la la drunky smoky dancy. (dancy? is that a word?)

mmmm later we all went outside for the obligatory meeting-new-people-at-closing-time ritual, and i played a little eye contact game with some guy and laughed at him. earlier i had shouted spanish snack food words at him and he found that amusing. then i started on household appliances and he found that weird. some guy named greg decided to tag along with us, and he walked me to the 'drome for my safety. then i sobered up on the couch for a while and then went home. oh! i remember what made me want audio blogger! matt and clint and thao were saying that they will always remember that i ran out into traffic chasing a penis. because first i thought i lost the penis, and i left the bartender a voice mail to look for it when she was cleaning. but then i found out it was still in my fly, and then it fell out and rolled into the street! so, looking both ways, i ran out across four lanes of traffic and retrieved it. that's it.